who even reads these things

"I ran into him in the hospital a while back"

Based on this and this



Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

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but guys, i think we have missed a very important detail


here everything looks normal 


but then we zoom in a little


wait, are those


90% sure Jason is wearing glasses

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i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

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A bit tiring and painful, actually. Why so terribly awful?

Car’s fucked up and costing an assload to fix, had to borrow money from my mom in order to get it fixed, have no job because I finally quit my stressful old one, have no will to look for a new job because I don’t know what I want to do or even when I can interview/start, had plans to move to another city but have no idea where we’ll be living or how much it’ll cost, I have cavities the size of the Grand Canyon, our new puppy is an asshole, I waste all of my fucking time on tumblr and Netflix, I say I’m a writer but haven’t written anything in two fucking years, and even though I have told my parents and my sister that I’m trans and want to be called he/him/Cas not a single one abides by my wishes (except my sister but that’s only when she’s trying to get something from me).

Plus I have no friends to talk about any of this with and even if I did I wouldn’t want to talk about it because talking about serious things makes me cry and I fucking hate crying. Also my germophobia is worse than ever and everyone’s getting mad at me for it when I can’t help how I think.

But what’s up with yours being tiring and painful?



If you say you didn’t read this in his accent, you’re a liar

"his accent" if you didnt read it in the exact same goddamn voice and tone and think of the way his head turned you’re a goddamn disgrace

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Sean Maguire & Robbie Kay complete the ice bucket challenge



Gravity falls 


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#gravity falls


number one pet peeve of all academia related to literature:

  • when men are characters but women are symbols
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You might have got the impression that there is a little bit more to Aunt Petunia than meets the eye, and you will find out what it is. She is not a squib, although that is a very good guess. Oh, I am giving a lot away here. I am being shockingly indiscreet." - J.K. Rowling.

If the reveal had been that Petunia was a witch ~ Several years after the war, Harry tracks his aunt down to confront her with what he witnessed in the pensieve.

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#harry potter