who even reads these things
like yes, I agree, girls are 500x better than boys, but let’s stop pretending that straight girls are not giant homophobes 9 times out of 10, and do remember that they are absolutely prone to ostracizing, undermining, bullying, harassing, outing, attacking, and assaulting lesbian and bi ones
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing
9th: Run for your life!
10th: Always bring a Banana to a Party.
11th:Remember, I am Definitely a mad man with a box.
12th: Don’t Be Lasagne.
tv show meme: [5/5] male characters | eleventh doctor
"There’s something you’d better understand about me ‘cause it’s important. And one day your life may depend on it: I am definitely a mad man with a box."
Thanks! Hopefully I’ll do “Save Henry” soon, and perhaps once I actually figure out my life I’ll do the rest!
one day we’ll have to break it to JMo that the Dallas aren’t her parents
a summary of gay swimmers: the return
The accuracy of this is fucking killing me